[me singing twinkle twinkle little star] -pause- *low voice* swaggie *continues the song*
shout out to zac efron for never pursuing a singing career after he left disney
my newest hobby includes going to the apple store and watching middle school girls take “cute” pictures of themselves and their friends to post to facebook
Don’t worry, they’ll let you know.
How do you find a meat-eater at a party? Don’t worry, they’ll be everywhere, BBQing dead animals and stuffing them in their mouths and saying ‘omg vegans are so preachy’
I found the vegan.
i’ve moved on from saying ‘i hate my life’ to just ‘i hate life’ because i hate your life too