artpopist:

*thinks about something i need to do for school*

(via thisismy-themepark)

msjewbooty:

[me singing twinkle twinkle little star] -pause- *low voice* swaggie *continues the song*

(via pizza)

jesuschristvevo:

“if false, please correct and rewrite the statement”

(via oaf-whisperer)

gold-skies:

shout out to zac efron for never pursuing a singing career after he left disney

(via peasants-must-die)

ashlt:

my newest hobby includes going to the apple store and watching middle school girls take “cute” pictures of themselves and their friends to post to facebook

(via thatsmoderatelyraven)

ruralinfitters:

fun fact of the day: don’t touch me

(via beyoncebeytwice)

fag-nificent:

veganraincloud:

flopryn:

Don’t worry, they’ll let you know.

How do you find a meat-eater at a party? Don’t worry, they’ll be everywhere, BBQing dead animals and stuffing them in their mouths and saying ‘omg vegans are so preachy’

I found the vegan.

(via oaf-whisperer)

toinfinityandbeyonce:

i’ve moved on from saying ‘i hate my life’ to just ‘i hate life’ because i hate your life too

(via spunkylashes)

lieutenantuhura:

50 shades of done with this semester

(via st4rboard)